The Raytheon Company recently unveiled its new “ray gun.” The gun emits tiny waves that penetrate human skin a fraction of an inch… just enough to make enemy combatants or rock concert attendees feel like they’re on fire.

“This is one example in a relatively new military trend of nonlethal weaponry,” reports Craig Walters. “Military officials at a recent test of Raytheon’s weapon said that it would be of great use in Iraq right now, but production isn’t slated until the end of the decade.”