"All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates."

"If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more."

"You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100."
- Famous lines from Woody Allen